The hp iPAQ h6300 is set to become the best thing since sliced bread (and it may even do that), according to The Spoof.

"The h6340, due to go on sale in Europe at the end of September at £480, offers 802.11b Wi-Fi plus Bluetooth and GSM/GPRS network connectivity, in addition to a “point and heat” microwave facility.

It also includes a snap-on keyboard and expansion slots for additional storage or wireless cards. Unlike its US equivalent or the three other models unveiled yesterday, however, the h6340 will not feature a built-in dishwasher. HP said it is waiting to see the demand for the US version before considering a European dishwasher-equipped h6340.

Neil Dagger, UK iPaq and wireless devices business manager, described the h6340 as HP's response to customer requests for a data-centric, voice-enabled Pocket PC that could warm pies and pasties. But he added that the company currently has no plans to extend its functionality to other models in the line.

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The h6340 also boasts a unique anti loss device, the unit automatically detects if it is about to be left on a train, and plays a wav file of a crying baby koala bear to attract the attention of its owner."

I want that one! :-D

Source: The Spoof!